french miss

A phrase you use when anything french related fails (i.e. France.) A play on 'french kiss'.

French Person: *dies*
Normal Person: that's a french miss

by nicealtthereretard May 23, 2023

hit or miss

noun

I guess they never miss huh you got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya

MWAH

person1: hit or miss
person2: no u

by surreal.definer February 24, 2019

miss shafique

a woman that really really likes little kids.

"ur such a miss shafique"

by theladwiththemegabunda April 25, 2021

99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.

Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

by kbft0n April 2, 2024

Miss

- To fail to hit or reach something catered at, intended, or expected to be a hit
Used similarly and interchangeably with words like Flop, Dud, and Letdown.

e.g. "The new album from the band was a miss; it didn't live up to their previous work."

by koppiadic April 15, 2024

Miss Goober

Often a goober is a mixture of different breads; sometimes refured to as a “Dana”. This species is smart and cute. However, this bread is highly rare and catching one can only be optioned through the efforts of a fuck boy. Help support our cause of protecting this rare spices through donating to @dasadana.

Fuck boy #1: cricky Nick have you seen a Miss goober around

Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers

by Goober Dana October 25, 2018

miss septembering

Adverb- While driving down the highway drinking miller lite, flashing the centerfold of a Playboy to passing motorists.

En route to our destination, we had lots of fun Miss Septembering all the cars we passed until we noticed the man next to us was driving with his mother in law who slapped him in the face for looking too long. Fortunately we did not get pulled over.

by Erbo October 10, 2013