maria

A maria is uaually a very cool non-person of ecuadorian ancestors who MIGHT eat guinea pigs. They tipically hate ketchup and get raped frequently. They also have soft cheeks, 137 different colors of eyeliner and pinkies that work as spoons. They might ocassionally hug dead people and sometimes live in your closet. Usually their sons are named Marianos and are great pets.

The maria kicked the guy wearing the banana suit in the balls.

by Mariano L. August 28, 2008

Mariah

The dirtest of the whores

Very sweet but easy to get in bed. Loves her family more then one person should and is attached to her brothers hips. Smart but doesn't go to school because she's to stupid. All and all Mariah is a good person I guess.

by Anonymous anonymous January 31, 2015

mariana

the pretty, sexy,funny,smart,caring girl you would meet in your life. omg she is everthing.

Mariana is so pretty funny and lowkey.

by alenah April 6, 2017

Mariale

Mariale Def. Mariale or suckerfish are grossly tall. Their distinctive first dorsal fin takes the form of a modified oval sucker-like organ with slat-like structures that open and close to create suction and take a firm hold against the skin of Smaller Devil Spawn Creatures (population:1). By sliding backward, the Mariale can increase the suction. Mariale's sometimes attach themselves to small boats or temporary "friends" to replace the Devil Spawn. The most Common creature that is repeatedly sucked by the Mariale is the Devil Spawn, Well, when the Mariale has no real purpose in life, this action to attach to the Devil Spawn is taken. Which basically is 52 weeks a year. But if the Devil Spawn were to go to ferguson, where there is fresh new suckers to get sucked by, (Preferrably bi's for the Devil Spawn to suck or get sucked by) The Devil Spawn will swim backwards to forcefully release the Mariale from her grip.

Lanette- "EWW IS THAT GROSSLY TALL GIRL MARIALE!?"
Sammy-"Well idk, is there a short girl oddly close to her? Does she have a mustache?"
Lanette- "Why yes.. she does...."
Sammy- "Yes thats a mariale!"

by ROFLMAOJAJA May 22, 2008

Mariam

post photos of her on logs and has phat cheeks. Looks like snap and Voldemort had a love child. U should probs not be friends

Damn they look like such a Mariam

by DinoGirl69 February 10, 2019

Maria

Ryland wants to murder Maria with big penis

*Murdering maria with penis*

by Funny girl ok November 3, 2013

Maria

Spanish poor lady selling some dutty old rugs on the side of the road.

Maria: Come buy my dutty rugs! I'm poor!

by mamajama444444444 June 17, 2009