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Pass the Log

Pushing a shit form your butthole into another persons butthole
by Zack Zack Heart Attack January 20, 2022
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Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.
After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.
by ross_perot September 14, 2010
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I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting
You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.
by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022
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Loge Log

Also known as a Loger, Loge Log is defecation in a Urinal. The lesser known companion piece to the Upper Decker.
Keaney left a Loge Log that stunk so bad they had to close the whole second floor.
by sgt. roy batty April 26, 2023
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it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017
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🪵 Log emoji

Here's how you would use the 🪵 log emoji in a sentence:

Rafael Devers hits a home run

🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵
by redsoxfan2004 March 31, 2025
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swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce
A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.
by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013
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