by Zack Zack Heart Attack January 20, 2022

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.
by ross_perot September 14, 2010

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting
You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.
by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022

Also known as a Loger, Loge Log is defecation in a Urinal. The lesser known companion piece to the Upper Decker.
by sgt. roy batty April 26, 2023

Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

by redsoxfan2004 March 31, 2025

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce
by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013
