lesbian 

a woman who realizes that men are just dumb, violent, emotionless assholes and doesn't feel like dealing with them.

Lesbian: Ugh, I'm tired of seeing all these men treating women like shit.

lesbian by qwertyuiopg November 23, 2013

lesbian lover 

someone who loves lesbians and loves to jackoff to lesbian porn

did you see that LESBIAN LOVER jacking off to that porn the other day it only took him 2 seconds to fuckin spluge all over the tv

lesbian lover by special ed March 24, 2005

lesbianitis 

Lesbianitis refers to a girl who has dated men for all of her life but then suddenly decides she wants a girlfriend. Even after obtaining a girlfriend, when she sees hot guys on tv, she declares how much she would like to sleep with them and how hot they are. She never makes comments about how girls look, except to point out the "ugly" ones. Also, you can't call this girl a lesbian or bisexual because she gets upset and throws a fit over it. Lesbianitis, in its most basic form, is pretending to be gay when you aren't.

Nicole must have lesbianitis since she's dating Lisa but hates to be called a lesbian.

lesbianitis by zariva July 23, 2009

Lesbianage 

when a chick acts out her lesbian fantasies with a metrosexual male basically rendering her as a lesbian because the dude is equally as much of a pussy as she

Gunz believes Poise feels lesbianage because she is with Mikey.

Lesbianage by Mrs. Poise December 1, 2011

Lesbian 

A girl liking the same sex/gender.

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Lesbian by T_RexRawRaw June 21, 2014

mspec lesbian 

A 'lesbian' that is attracted to men.
Typically used for people who identify is bi lesbian, pan lesbian, etc.

They will never be valid as lesbians cannot be attracted to men or any man-aligned gender.

Person 1: "Hey, Emily said she's a mspec lesbian on twitter!"
Person 2: "We gotta block her fr.."

mspec lesbian by uwu mori May 30, 2022

disney lesbian 

Any girl older than twelve who is obsessed with Disney apparel, Disney cartoons, Disney movies, and Disney shows. These girls usually have a Disney princess or a girly cartoon character as their IM avatars or profile pictures

*Not limited to Dora the Explorer, Hanna Montana, iCarly, Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, Lizzie McGuire, Ned's Declassified, or Zack and Cody (not to be confused with Zack and Miri)

NOTE: If this definition applies to a guy, then the guy is either on crack, heroin, or meth. Or plainly he is just gay.

Dude 1: I was searching for Kelly on Myspace, cuz damn, she's so hot and I wanted to see her pics.

Dude 2: Ugh... Why does she have Tinkerbell as her profile pic? She's almost twenty.

Dude 1: What a disney lesbian!

disney lesbian by 89mch September 18, 2010