Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023
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David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
by BlueXander May 26, 2023
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by JustDon'tLook June 18, 2014
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<Josh> yolo
<Mark> why?
<Sam> Mark: so he can do illegal stuff
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<Josh> yolo
<Mark> why?
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by apolloh September 7, 2013
Get the foxie's law mug.Du's Law is similar to Godwins Law in some respects. Du's Law is an assertion that has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, so does the probability of a reference to Wikipedia. In other words, Du said that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes reference to Wikipedia. The calling of Du's Law immediately ends the argument.
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by ShaiTan September 5, 2013
Get the Du's Law mug.The "Law of Okan" states, that an Individual is more likely to be unemployed in direct correlation to how stupid they are.
It's a basic rule of economics that many students in Countries like Germany are taught, alongside the "Law of Bockung"
It's a basic rule of economics that many students in Countries like Germany are taught, alongside the "Law of Bockung"
A: How come all our stupid friends are unemployed now?
B: Did you forget about the Law of Okan we learned about in School?
A: Oh, you're right!
B: Did you forget about the Law of Okan we learned about in School?
A: Oh, you're right!
by Evohevoo January 5, 2022
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