excuse my french

Pardon my bad language, or forgive me for swearing.

by smokeyjoe September 06, 2003

Mormon French Kiss

When two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.

Kelvin and I totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. I think I need to go talk to my bishop on Sunday.

by Bros Gold November 05, 2015

french horn solo

When a French horn player actually has something other than upbeats. Or for non-musicians, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go.

Man did you hear that french horn solo ?

what's that?

Something very rare and precious.

by The musician January 24, 2017

french maid costume

A type of costume ladies like to wear either during Halloween or else while working. Men don't mind the ladies wearing them either.

Have you tried on that french maid costume at Frederick's lately?

Oooh la la. That girl looks cute in the french maid costume, don't you think?

by Moodden December 15, 2007

French horn player

Those amazing people that play this amazing instrument thats super shiny and only can sound great when a great french hornist plays on one!!!!

Bill: Your a french horn player?
Chuck Norris: Why yes, yes i am.
Bill: AWESOME! I think i'll be a french horn player now!

by amazing_frenchhornist June 11, 2011

French Dollar

A french dollar is when you have sex with a woman in the ass with such force, that you break the barrier between the ass and the vagina, making a hole roughly the same size and shape as a french dollar coin.

I once had sex with this girl who was so tiny, I ended up french dollaring her.

by Mikie From NC August 18, 2008

French Fry Keif

When salt gets on your finger tips while eating fries like how keif does when you break up weed. (or handle it in anyway)

Damn, I love french fries but the french fry keif is the tastiest part! Mhmmm...

by Fire Troll November 21, 2011