Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022

Tate's Law

The phenomenon wherein the discovery or recognition of an individual, engenders a profound sense of regret or sadness due to the implications of their actions, character, or reputation, one wishes they had never encountered or known previously.

Jane experienced a deep pang of remorse when she stumbled upon Andrew Tate's controversial online persona, realizing the divisive ideologies he propagated. Her friend, understanding the gravity of the situation, empathetically remarked, "Well, that is Tate's Law for you."

by spacej@m July 1, 2023

MeatCanyon's Law

The law that if a character isn't drawn completely disfigured in a MeatCanyon animation, something bad will happen to them.

"You remember what happened to Peppa Pig's family in the MeatCanyon animation parody? Brutal..."
"MeatCanyon's Law 🗿"

by Afro-Chan July 6, 2023

Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".

Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"

by Hattimus July 7, 2023

Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.

Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!

by Harvek July 29, 2023

Law of assumption

The law of assumption is a philosophy proposed by Neville Goddard. Goddard maintained that what we assume to be true, we call into our reality. The law of assumption uses imagination as the catalyst for realizing our dreams and aspirations. It says that what we can imagine, we can create.

Law of assumption : affirm u have/are/do ur desire + persist = manifest in ur 3D reality.

by anonymous July 30, 2023

Maxime’s law

When you want to show somebody that something doesn’t work, it will automatically start working.

“Look at this dumb PowerPoint program, it never works!”
*immediately starts working”

“That’s Maxime’s law at work”

Or “I’ve been stuck on this part for the last 2 hours and made absolutely no progress, it can’t be done! Look for yourself”
*Immediately successful once somebody looks at you*

“I hate when Maxime’s law happens”

by The inventor of Maxime’s law October 3, 2023