fruit squirts

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.

I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten

by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016

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Brian Fruit

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brian fruit

by synussy September 13, 2021

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Dough Fruit

a fucking prehistoric one piece fucking apple made of dough

doughy fucking delicious apple called a dough fruit

by Slakszz March 1, 2023

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Hand Fruit

A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.

Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!

by PartyMonkey2000 March 29, 2024

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Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

by uniPORN February 23, 2009

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Low-hanging fruit farmer

Informal term for someone who only engages with easy, less challenging opportunities, while ignoring greater yet more difficult opportunities.

Etymology: Derived from the metaphor of "low-hanging fruit" representing effortless tasks or gains. Farmers, in this context, are individuals solely focused on these readily available options.

The marketing team are just a bunch of low-hanging fruit farmers, always chasing the latest trend instead of building long-term strategies.

by ubershmekel January 20, 2024

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