FACE CRUSHER

When you walk into a bathroom and someone has dropped the king dump and the smell forces you to make a face to display your displeasure. Can also just be an overpowering fart smell.

Stay clear of the bathroom, bro. Someone got very serious and dropped a face crusher.

by Gross Tony March 10, 2008

whats her face

Phrase used when you are referring to a girl whose name slips your mind for the moment

Did you ask whats her face about tonight?

by Henry D October 10, 2006

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE

1. Moment in time when your body is so coked that a numbing sensation spreads starting at on your face.

2. Unused excitement that causes you to feel separated from your head.

3. Getting so excited when thinking about future events.

EX. 1: Guy 1: Hey Andrew i really hate being at work!

Guy 2: I know man it's so dead in here, I CAN'T FEEEL MY FACE!!!!

EX. 2: Guy 1: Bro you ready for tonight, I hear there is going to be crazy bitches gettin down.

Guy 2: I heard man I'm so excited I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!!!!

by G THE G May 11, 2007

north face

1. outdoors company which sells apparel, shoes, and equipment
2. product lately worn by teens and young adults as a status symbol alongside ugg boots and skinny jeans

Hiker: We have the same North Face fleece! So I take it you like hiking as well?

Teenager: Um, no, wait hold on someone is calling me on my BlackBerry.

by birdandbee August 15, 2008

face sitting

The act of sitting on ones face without undergarments or clothes, licking ones pussy or ass

Last tuesday that tight bitch was face sitting on me

by Heather May 13, 2005

Penis Face

1. The polite way of calling someone a dick head.
2. One whom often has penis in their face.

Pat McCurry is a Penis Face

by carl huebner May 3, 2009

Gym Face

When strangers look at each other at the gym and attempt to remain expressionless because they are either checking the other person out or don't want to invite conversation. The former usually applies to men while the latter usually applies to women.

I know he was checking me out, but he was trying to put on his gym face.

by shakeabon May 13, 2010