Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass
Person a: omg look at Evan over there
Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
by Lenlen June 11, 2023
Get the Evan mug.Evan is the kinda guy to try and steal your wife from you, he will do anything to make them cheat on you. Evan is a hopeless romantic who tries to rizz up everyone he sees but fails. When someone interested in him he says no.
by VamPLorDyT June 13, 2023
Get the Evan mug.Evan is my best boy, hes my bestfriend and my lovely partner, he know just the right thing to do when I'm in a bad mood and he's so smart. Hes so much better than any other guy I've met and he's super cool. I miss him when I'm not with him and he's so amazing. Whenever I look up into the sky I see him in the stars. I see the shimmer of his eyes in the brightest star, and ill see little things everyday that remind me of him. If I see anything spider man themed I think of him, he's the spider man to my M.J. he would make annotations in the margins after he "borrowed it" because what is much? He'll force himself to listen to my blatantly misogynistic music or comfort me when I'm having a bad day or listen to me talk shit about everyone at my school. And he'll be there no matter what, even if things don't workout I'll always love him. So if you do find an Evan keep him, cause he'll be one of the greatest gifts of ur life.
me: evan you'll never guess what this bitch did today.
evan: what did she do.
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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad
evan: don't worry ur the only one I want
I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭
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evan: what did she do.
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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad
evan: don't worry ur the only one I want
I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭
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by ilovemiso March 2, 2023
Get the evan mug.he is probably kind of, rude. but who cares? he is like a guardian and he is just so lovely to you some.
by aandr3q_ March 17, 2023
Get the Evan mug.This name is for someone who will love you with all their heart and is legit the nicest person but if you break up with them or stop your friendship they will not be texting you back, asking to be friends again, talking to you, or anything else. Prepare for your entire relationship to end. Because they don’t need time or an apology. Their mind is made up on the spot.
Me: “evan I’m sorry about what I did can we please be friends again”
Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*
Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*
by Lily the sunflower March 21, 2023
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