dry bum rot

*disease that causes the anus to rot and become dry*

my friend phoned saying that he woke up with dry bum rot... a dry rotting bum

by valcon&chriszombie April 27, 2009

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The dry hump McGoo

Where you hook up with probley the hottest chick you will ever meet but are too drunk and had to many illicit drugs to get it up so you rub your dick on her pussy to try to get it hard

Guy1: man saw you hook up with Sally last night she is smoking

Guy2: yea but I couldn't get it up so I had to give her the dry hump McGoo

by Jayba11s January 9, 2018

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Watching paint dry

Used to describe Manchester United.

I didn’t do much today, i was watching paint dry.

by Kopthis October 3, 2019

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Milk you dry

When someone beats the very ego of your soul to pulp. Typically leaving you senseless and with a false sense of overwhelming disruption of emotion.

She won’t be direct, talk to me tell me what she needs; contentment? When I know it isn’t commitment, is her obligation really more urgent that of mine is? My delirium a bit, optimistic intrinsic. I’m long for her in my wish but I’m spaced, Incase a barrierors I no longer look to break. Friend: She’s milk you dry bro, sorry to say. Your wasting your time on someone who doesn’t want to be loved.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

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