douche rag 

a piece of absorbent material upon which a guy ejaculates and keeps around to avoid using too many tissues.

you: "why is this shirt wet?"
me: "why are you wearing my douche rag?"

douche rag by pericles February 27, 2004

douche pastry 

A delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-class of 3rd World countries. A douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin's first vaginal cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut butter and marinara sauce. Considered a delicacy by Hobos and crack whores.

The King of Kazkhstan delights in his morning douche pastry before beheading a rebel midget.

douche pastry by Sir Anus splatter September 12, 2006

Douche Bag 

Somone who:
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe

Hey do you know that douche bag (and/or ginger)?

Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.

Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?

Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain

Douche Bag by Gilf Lover_4000 July 6, 2009

douche nerd 

some one who spends more than 5 minutes looking at definitions on urban dictionary

you have been on here for 20 minutes! what a douche nerd.

douche nerd by unknown154879 November 14, 2010

douche oven 

the product of covering oneself or one's partner with a collection of blankets, creating an "oven", thereby trapping the contents of a queef. Similar to a dutch oven.

Dude, Jenn totally douche ovened me last night. It smelled like dead opossum.

douche oven by Billy Bob Balinski September 25, 2011

Douche-tag 

N. A hash-tag in a facebook message, status, comment, etc.
Verb form: Douche-taggin' it up

Hash-tagging was meant for twitter and twitter only.

Attention seeking girl's status:

"This week sucked. #Backstabbers #Doesanyonelikeme #Pleaselikethisstatus #Truthis"

Smart person's comment:
"Way to douche-tag"

Douche-tag by TimDuffy94 January 17, 2012

Douche Wagon 

A wagon that transports Douche Bags.

Look at that douche wagon, surrounded by the douche bags.

Douche Wagon by GraduallyNevele December 9, 2010