creatch

Mateo Tedeschi. The OG creature

Mateo, you creatch! It's four in the afternoon
Look at him dude, he's a creatch.

by The OZ 24 September 28, 2017

creamin' seamen

1. (verb) Shooting a massive load up a woman's vagina, causing your submarine to be soaked in cream; a supersized creampie.

2. (plural noun) A circle jerk of sex deprived sailors, who have most likely been at sea for months without seeing a woman, ending with an unholy bukkake on the captain in the middle, who is on his knees, wearing red lipstick and a blonde wig.

(Verb)

Jake: Hey Phil! How was the night with Sasha?
Phil: It was alright. We were creamin' seamen all night long.
Jake: It was alright? You sound like you had a great time bro!
Phil: Yeah, but we stained her mom's new carpet, Sasha's super pregnant now, and I have HIV.
Jake: Damn.

(Noun)
Butt Pirate Phil: Arr me matey! Let's raid this ship and take all her booty!
Ass Captain Jake: (Hands Phil the spyglass) Behold! These are no ordinary sailors! These are creamin' seamen! Not even Ass Bandits would interrupt such a sacred ritual of loneliness and virginity!
Butt Pirate Phil: Mmm... I gotta get me a piece of that ass!
Ass Captain Jake: Phil! That is not the way a Butt Pirate speaks on my ship!
Butt Pirate Phil: Sorry.

by Butt Pirate Bill October 1, 2017

creaturefied

(Adj.): resembling the bodily appearance of any class of non-human creatures; possessing bodily features suggestive of a human/non-human hybrid; having attributes akin to a Frankenstein-variety gene splicing experiment between a human and some wild, untamed animal; the condition relating to one whose body goes wholly against nature

Ben: Yo, take a look at Erick. He looks like Michael Strahan with those front teeth; does he floss with a jump rope? And, holy god, his hands dangle a mile out of his sleeves, and his toes could take a tire off a car with no tools.
Bert: Yeah dude, I know. Erick is creaturefied.

by BerELBERTO November 30, 2017

Createn

A kitten that acts like a creature. A creature kitten.

That kitten is being a real createn today.

by Kena18 January 6, 2018

Cheating

To be dating someone and go date someone behind their back

Omg Danny cheatingon me with some Katie girl

by Hefnerlover69 January 7, 2018

creatured out

Sex drug and money

I was creatured out

by Fyf byrd May 2, 2018

cheating

cheating is when you emotionaling likes someone else while your with your significant other and you know you do and doesn't tell the person you are with.

Cheating is when you like someone feel some type of feelings for other than friend feelings when your in a realtionship. Bob was dating cece's friend kate but he also liked sally and they dated and he told cece he wanted to ask sally out while he was with kate so cece told him not to so he wnt break kate and sally friendship so than cece told sally and ask her if she likes bob and she said no so the next day she told kate about what happened and how bob ask sally out and she was mad and asked sally if she liked bob she said no again of course but kate didn't breakup with bob. what do you think do you think kate should of broke up with her cheater of a boyfriend bob?

by define expert May 23, 2018