nut wrenching cold

So cold that the testicles bid a hasty retreat into the body. The coldest of cold. Even colder than butt ass cold.

Bro I can barely walk outside. It's nut wrenching cold.

by DaveVsShark March 20, 2023

cold get down

When someone goes left unexpectedly.

She’s acting funny, she must have got back with her dude. “That’s a cold get down”.

by Jslang214 January 28, 2020

A Cold French Fry

(also known as A Cold Fry) can be used for a man's penis, a quick fuck, or simply casual sex.

Hey Phil, can you give me a cold french fry in the bathroom?

by The Tall Deal October 25, 2011

Best Served Cold

A reality check. When something isn't as delightful or pseudo-positive as you want.

Alfie: Oh my, that's a shame.

Arman: Oh well, life's Best Served Cold.

by ArmanFroster February 18, 2022

Cold cunt of a place

Extremely cold place

That Goulburn, its a cold cunt of a place, wouldn't catch me there for quids mate.

by Skribbles13 February 19, 2018

cold steps of russia

the place where mans myths and legends are born

maxim: i was born on the cold steps of russia

by heheheheeeee September 27, 2017

Life Got Cold

When an event, or events, negatively changes someone's life drastically. When life is at it's worst.

British Girl-Group 'Girls Aloud' has a song called "Life Got Cold".

Liam: What happened to Amy Winehouse?

Arman: Don't you know? Life Got Cold for her, may she Rest In Peace.

by ArmanFroster February 18, 2022