Church Chub

Getting an erection while inside a church

"dude i got a huge church chub when Lisa got up to sing at morning service"

by dealsnik May 30, 2012

Utah Chub

A type of sucker fish, or a half erect Mormon dick, often found soaking in moist, fertile habitats.

Ah man, I was cruising the clubs in salt lake last night and saw this fine ass Mormon chick, totally gave me a Utah Chub. I'd definitely let her have 17 of my children!

by Professorbeerhands January 10, 2017

Washboard Chub

A type of boner you get from driving down rough, unpaved roads, where the vibration of the vehicle causes you to get hard without anything sexy happening.

"Are we almost to the gun range?!"

"I hope so man, i gots MAD washboard chubbery going on right now, no homo..."

by Godberd November 19, 2019

abba chabba

i need something my stomach is empty

abba chabba ......

by 2021babyparent October 27, 2021

Rip a Fat Chub

Smoke weed: to smoke weed in any manner

Yo, yah wanna come over and rip a fat chub in my basement, I gotta hella snacks over here

by Wayzata Toker October 27, 2011

cactus club chub

The waitresses are so hot at The Cactus Club that you get a half chub from seeing them walk around

1: bro I’m atthe cactus club

2: I know man I was there yesterday and got a half cub

3: (in unison) cactus club chub

by Thresh God June 24, 2018

chubby tubby

a round fat ass man.

my cousin

by Anonymous November 9, 2003