Church Chub

Getting an erection while inside a church
"dude i got a huge church chub when Lisa got up to sing at morning service"
by dealsnik March 02, 2012
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Jeepers kreepers

When the light timer ends on the public bathroom and you have to continue to shit in the dark until someone else walks in and they are creeped out because they thought you were in the dark by choice.
Walked in to the restroom at Steak n Shake and was startled by a guy taking a Jeepers Kreepers in the handicap stall!
by dealsnik November 05, 2020
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