closet p.o.s

A secret piece of shit who acts nice to your face but is constantly plotting against you.

"Yo I'm hanging out with Nick again tonight"

"Dude not again...he's a closet p.o.s"

by Bonerboy707 January 14, 2017

closet camper

Someone who is so gay wears high heals talks gay and still try's to say they not gay even when friends ask them

You are a closet camper Adrian. Just come out all ready we know you are gay

by Cullum21 March 8, 2017

Close your casket

Southern slang for "shut your mouth"

You better close your casket! (After talking back, etc.) Almost like "I brought you in this world I can take you out", as southern parents like to say.

by AOL17 May 6, 2017

close the market

Get married

I think I found the one. Im ready to close the market.

by PokitoDaKing June 6, 2017

closet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice

I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice

by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017

Closet Fun

When 1 or 2 person involved in a relationship or sex, is secretly gay or other words ( In the closet )

Hey, I get you're not completely out of the closet.. but, since you told me ..maybe we can have a lil' closet fun ?

by Oka-Senpai July 1, 2017

Closescoper

Someone in a first person shooter who is so fucking good with a sniper that they use it even in close range and still somehow manage to beat your ass when you try to shotgun or sub-machine gun them.

1: Why am I so bad now?
2: Wha?
1: Man, I used to be able to shotgun people from 1000 feet, now I'm getting killed by a closescoper!

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017