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cunt bagger

by Sir. Puckering Penis August 1, 2009
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Cunt Badger

A Cunt Badger,A Badger which lives in a cunt

The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
by Lucifer!! August 29, 2006
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badgermould

n.
1. A strong desire for strange grey mounds, not unlike a badger, on the side of your head.
2. A small town in Scotland
3. A haircut for a pumpcious cunt
Wife "My look Arthur. That man has a right badgermould going on!"
Arthur "Why, that's André from Full Speed Alone!"
Wife "Oh yes. What a pumpcious cockmerchant"
by How it is April 7, 2005
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Banger

A rolled cigarette which may or may not be containing narcotics. Dublin slang.
"Anything worth my while in that banger?"
"Nah man, just a bit of toby."

or

"yeah man, just skinned a spicy one up!"
by GallantVW September 3, 2012
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Badger High School

A school full of preppy girls, emo kids, and furry wannabe's who feel imprisoned.
"Hey, have you heard of Badger High School?"
"Yeah, that place is a shit show
by Equation Slayer December 4, 2018
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Flaming Bagger

The flaming bagger is when you put a paper bag over a Schaeffer's mother's head and fuck her up the butt.
I used the flaming bagger on Drew Schaeffer's mom and then she shat on my dick!
by PWS5190 December 6, 2007
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Dennis Baggert

1. can be shortened to d-baggert, or just d-bag for short

2. Long version of douche bag

3. not a real person, just a nickname given to someone who is a douche bag.
im sick of this kid and his dennis baggert attitude.
by Felix Vennegaldi March 4, 2008
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