A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.
“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”
“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!
I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.
I’ll get you a water back in return”
“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
Shout”
“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!
I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.
I’ll get you a water back in return”
“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
by Mrleeds November 22, 2021

When you find a guy that's so perfect you are sceptical of his every move and question every perfect thing he says and does, trying to uncover his faults...only to find out that you actually got what you fucking paid for!
Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.
Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.
There has to be something wrong with this guy, he seems too good to be true but I can't fault him... Cheeky bastard!
by Your good girl December 8, 2023

Adjective- A rat tail bastard is someone who is sneaky, up to something or otherwise have other untruthful dishonest intentions.
by Cuenca November 2, 2022

A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.
You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else
You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in
You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done
You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in
You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done
by 5IC August 25, 2017

Someone pre-judges you and assumes you will be trouble by the way you look, even if you're incredibly laid back.
As the group entered the pub the public bristled assuming the bar staff would have no input if anything kicked off! "Hmm there's defo a strong amount of bastardism in here".
by Sazzy J March 27, 2016

A gay peice of shit who won't fucking tell you what tf something means which you may or may not have seen clearly, many of you may have friends or may even be the person who does it, if you are, go fucking kill yourslef, you suck dick, nobody loves you or ever fucking did, youre the ugliest peice of human shit walking around, you aint ever getting a girlfriend because your a fat bitch who sucks off their own brother and don't have a single father figure in your life, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, IT WILL BENIFIT US ALL.
Similar words: pussy, bastard, bitch, nigger, fatherless, no dick, douchebag, cocksucker.
Similar words: pussy, bastard, bitch, nigger, fatherless, no dick, douchebag, cocksucker.
These people are bastards, they have no fucking life except sitting on their ass wanking their microscopic dick
by fuckurselfufatcunt June 23, 2023

The AIAA version of a Bachelor's degree.
by Bastardddd May 23, 2018
