bastard shit

An unexpected and unwanted defecation

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.

by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022

Bastard Ass

1.Sam

You are a bastard ass

by M.illy.718 March 8, 2022

Shit bastard retard

When the bois suck the sack Soo hard they get pure ball sack nut penis in there mouths. This causes the birds to migrate and the baby's to cry.

Yo we should fucking shit bastard retard

by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022

Bastard

1. A child Born From two unmarried who are youth by law ( under 26 meaning 25 and younger)

2. A Fatherless or motherless child Born From a Affair
3. AssHole

1. That child is Our bastard

2. That child mom Straight up tells you her child is a bastard

3. Why you always have to be a bastard

by 459395 February 27, 2022

fart bastard

a person who sharts aggressively without a filter

mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard

by fart bastard July 22, 2022

Old Bastard

When someone plays an elderly character and focuses more on their age, rather than their character.

Master Roshi's AB dub actor was better known as Old Bastard

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Bastard

Anyone who says it or types it are gay/lesbians/simp

Hey you're adopted bastard

by Imgayiey July 24, 2020