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Noodled

Noodled is the point where u smoke so much weed and drink so much that your cross fade causes u to fall on a hardwood floor in the fetal position while people take pictures.
Brandon: "Yo Zac look at Vinny...
Zac: " whoa is he ok? He's drooling on the floor in the fetal position..."
Brandon: "he's noodled bruh"
by OG Druggie March 4, 2017
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Back Noodling

When a person drinks to many $16 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. The drunk then begins to yell as pedestrians waking by “HEY, Where you going?” The drunk continues to speak in cursive and is forced to sit in the back middle seat to prevent them from exiting the moving vehicle prematurely.
Hey Johnny, quit acting like a fool or there is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.
by Lines like lines on a paper October 13, 2021
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Three way noodle bowl

3 men and one woman take part in an act where the woman gives a blowjob to the men all at once.
I was pulled into a Three way noodle bowl the other day. Honestly seemed impossible to get all three in at once but it was kinda fun.
by Coressed_McNugget August 14, 2019
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fucked-a-noodle-doo

When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!
James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!

Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!
by PrincessCockWhore1 June 21, 2019
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Chubby Noodle

When your significant other farts on your dick during anal intercourse, causing the skin around your penis to balloon out.
"I gotta fart baby! Pull out!"
"No, it's fine I've always wanted a chubby noodle."
by Dylan:) January 22, 2019
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Noodle in the boodle

The cuddliest of penetrative invasions on an anal orifice. A loving dive into a wanting behind.

Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.
Jeremy turned the big brown teddy bear away to face the toile wallpaper before he slowly began to noodle in the boodle with Doug.
by Noodleart April 28, 2022
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noodle shop man

the dude at the shop that sells noodles for two doodles
“my noodle shop better then yours” - noodle shop man
by yeetedselfoutwindow November 16, 2018
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