Feed the Ducks

Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship

Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?

by barffbag June 14, 2018

Ducking Bugging

When your anxiety presents as an imaginary, angry swarm of attacking bees. Often occurring when life becomes too much to bare and where typos in messenger are good enough for getting the point across.

Montey is ducking bugging because has not heard the results from his job interview that would permit him to quit his current job and leave early for his long overdue weekend away with his boys.

by Monteyblanc June 16, 2018

Shitting Duck

A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.

When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.

by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018

Feeding The Ducks

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice

Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*

by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice May 29, 2018

Fat duck

Another wsy of saying you fat fuck but it's the nice way

You fat duck

by Thefallin May 30, 2018

Duck Daisy

This term is often used to describe a group of people who are stupid but always think they are very smart.
*****NOT A PERSONAL NAME!!!!!*****
It is a noun

oh,you are toooooooo foolish , like a Duck Daisy!
hey,Chen Q,do you know you are a fool? You really like a Duck Daisy!!!

by Bingkler December 30, 2022

Duck suit

thin rubber sheath worn on a dudes pee pee during coitus to protect you from getting a baby mama or from getting the poo on you.

Jesse:Do you have a condom?

Terry:No, I have my handy dandy Duck suit™️

Jesse: thanks Duck suit!

by Relatedtojesus September 4, 2023