Left Turn Olympics

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.

I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!

by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021

Bringing the OldSpice

When you dad takes over the dance floor with moves that you have never seen before but really do like. Spectacular dancing performed at a wedding by elder members of your family that get applauded by the younger generation. When Grandpa busts a move on the newer pop culture songs.

Mom and Dad are bringing the OldSpice to this party. Grammy laid it down and brought her OldSpice to the floor.

by BrokebutWoke March 19, 2021

3 year-old

A doctorate program that can be completed in online in 3 years during Covid when it should take 6-8 years and the highly questionable folks who are calling themselves 'doctor.'

I had to deal with a fucking 3 year-old pharmacist today questioning my Harvard Psychiatrists orders the patient has been safely on for 10 years.

by Vivvy12345 April 14, 2021

45 year old women

Someone who looks like a 45 year old women
Probably starting to grow grey hair and probably are cutting it short or long idk
Could be a milf? lol
Stirling u cunt ur a 45 year old women lmao
Yeah so you look like a 45 year old women LOL

you look like a 45 year old women wa wa wee wa

by Benderboy9000 May 15, 2021

addiction-to-older-people-ism

a religion where people have an addiction to people way older than them.

I follow addiction-to-older-people-ism because of marvel and other celebrities.

by some-1-who-obsesses- June 3, 2021

40 yr old frat

A group of guys that call themselves the band only one of them has played an instrument though

They act like a bunch of frat boys at the age of 40
They do 40 year old things to like playing golf

Hey what did the 40 yr old frat do

They got black out drunk while golfing and then grilled out steaks forgot everything the next day

Oh OK I guess this is their normal Saturday thing

Yeah

by Frat boy Chad July 21, 2021

ball tag olympics

The act of throwing your open testicles at you friends faces in a tournament league

Guys, I’m bored. Let’s go to the ball tag olympics!

by Bigdaddywithaflopper July 30, 2021