Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.

Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

hanging out the back of each other

When two friends overly defend each other.
Similar to bumlicking except it comes from both sides not one

‘Lewis and Mitchell are always hanging out the back of each other!’
‘Literally! They always defend each other so fast it’s like they’re secretly partners!’

by spazmoid90210 April 2, 2024

Unreasonable Crash out

The act of getting angry and usually yelling or crying due to unreasonable circumstances

"I can't believe the teacher got mad and sent me to the office because I stood up in class. Unreasonable crash out"

by anonymous March 16, 2025

BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS

You looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq and you saw this word lit up in blue.

Person 1: hey dude habe you looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq?
Person2: yeah, and I saw BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS was lit up.

by PencilRC1 March 13, 2022

Falling Out

An acrimonious quarrel or argument between two people that usually results in estrangement. The two people in question must always be extremely close; i.e best friends or family members. It can also be more than two, although that doesn't happen very often.

There are two possible outcomes of a falling-out:

-The friends will no longer be on speaking terms for awhile, but eventually reconcile.

Or...
-The friends will no longer be on speaking terms. Period.

"Did you hear Alan and Blake are no longer friends?"

"What? I thought they were inseparable!"

"Not really...they had a falling out after finding out that Alan's girlfriend was cheating on him with Blake."

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 26, 2021

EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT

WHEN YOU STUFF IT DOWN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

MAN SHE CAN EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT THOSE HOTDOGS WERE GOOD

by jeff long stewert May 31, 2022

Check out mandems MPG

To take anyone's mind off a bad situation with a cars bad fuel economy

Anton:
She's left me after 15 years

Jack:
Don't worry, check out mandems MPG.

Anton:
Fuuuuuck, I thought my problems were bad.

by Mandem M October 3, 2023