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Keep fucking that chicken

A sarcastic statement made to humorously disparage a person's efforts.

Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his idiotic weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some mocking banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me?". Anastos bitingly, and hilariously, adds "Keep fucking that chicken!"
After the president pledged to spend billions of dollars to prevent encrypted communications, a voice was heard from the back of the press room: "Keep fucking that chicken, Obama!"
by Todamont September 28, 2010
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fuck me boots

Knee high brown or black leather sexy boots with a stiletto hill which are worn by young horny females along with a short skirt (usually denim) to send out the signal to men that they are up for some wild no strings sex or at least looking to suck some cock.
Hayley: Hey katy what should i wear tonight? Im so horny im on a mission to get fucked and to suck some dick tonight!

Emma: Well in that case you should put on your denim mini skirt and fuck-me-boots.

Hayley: Yeh good idea! When im in my fuck me boots the boys go wild. I can see them drewling when i walk into the club. I especially like to tease them and grind my ass up against their cock trying to give them a boner.

Dave: WOW hayley, you're my dream girl

Hayley: Aw Thanks, im way out of your league but you can fuck me anyway, i never say no to dick.

Dave: wow thanks, but can you do it in nothing but your fuck me boots?

Hayley: Sure, lets fuck!

UGH UGH UGH UGH...

2 minutes later...

Hayley: Dont you think my fuck-me-boots look better covered in cum?

Dave: Yeh, so does your face.

Hayley: Thanks, y dont you wank again and this time cum all over my face

Dave: OK sure

ugh ugh ugh ugh

Hayley wipes the cum off her face and eats it and then heads out for a night on the town in her fuck-me-boots.
by deano2007 May 2, 2007
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fuck tard

caleb is a fuck tard whos hot
by marina April 16, 2005
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fuck donald trump

"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
by anonymous January 30, 2017
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Tazmanian Cluster Fuck

An enthusiastic orgy composed of 3-6 persons performed under centrifugal conditions
Hey look! That kid's tounge is stuck to the playground merry-go-round after we had that Tazmanian Cluster Fuck last night.
by Motown Babes October 25, 2003
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fuck me sideways

1. Sex position in which the female lays on her side while the man is kneeling ir standing.

2. To be dooped ( see fucked over).

3. Exclamatory term used when frustrated.
1. Fuck me sideways tonight, please.

2. You've really fucked me sideways.

3. "Fuck me sideways," while in a fit of road rage.
fuck me sideways
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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knocked-the-fuck-out

To cause anybody to become unconscious in a viscious way.
"Wow buddy, you just got knocked-the-fuck-out!"
"Joe, did you see that guy get knocked-the-fuck-out?"
by Sir Awesome TNA December 28, 2007
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