handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018

Pull an oliver north

Asked to and then playing the scapegoat for someone elses problem or mistake. (Sometimes without reguard to to the consequences). This is not to be taken likely as the ramifications could be dire or legally destructive to your life.

This is a tough, normally noble thing.

For further reference please see oliver north and the iran-contra affair

"Your really gonna pull an oliver north and take the blame for his bad decision"

by Theamazinggeek February 27, 2018

life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be

You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet

by Felanko July 9, 2018

Twenty-Fun-Year-Old

Someone in their 20s who is down to clown and too young too care about anything else. Likely clubs too much and doesn't have a lot of their own money.

Looks like someone has a new twenty-fun-year-old!

by Brokenparadigm July 21, 2018

verbal fourteen year old

someone who talks 100 mph during a conversation which makes that person sound like a fourteen year old girl

this chick came up to me and started talking 100 mph after a minute of listening i had enough and said "you sound like a verbal fourteen year old"then i just walked away, she was still talking.

by superiorbreed August 3, 2018

squeezing the olive

Having a poo

I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive

by chrisbibby August 16, 2018

taking the Ollie

Pleading the Fifth.

Ever since matters totally "went North" in the Iran-Contra fiasco, it seems like every bleepin' congressman and other government official has started simply "taking the Ollie" whenever things start heating up in ol' da ethics department!

by QuacksO August 25, 2018