E-I-E-I-O

When you try to play a banjo for a 5-year-old farm boy and teach him his animals while keeping things interesting.

Old McDonald had a cow! E-I-E-I-O! And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O!

by programmin May 18, 2024

I eat ass

I don't but that's not the point...

Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!

You did that! You subjected more sentient (not in comparison to me but you know what I mean) life to the creature and now you're trying to sneak yourself some unearned extra-judicial authority. And the drivers response was 'I'm not going to let you infringe upon my 1st amendment rights' (Which is the correct response). Seriously. This faggot cop fucking a baby into his slut wife now REQUIRES everyone else to live in accordance with his delicate sensibilities! Regardless of the rights the driver is supposed to have. Doesn't he know? The parents are the MORE EQUAL ones in the communist dictatorship we inhabit! They are going to continue to use their kids as a cudgel to compel behavioral compliance. 'BuT mY kIdS mIgHt sEe YoU eXiStInG WrOnG aNd ThEy MiGhT sTaRt ExIsTiNg WrOnG! I mIgHt HaVe To ExPlAiN tHe MaDnEsS i'Ve SuBjEcTeD tHeM tO!' Get the fuck out of here!" 'I eat ass'

by Hym Iam June 21, 2023

I want to die

When you're really done with life

Liv broke up with him and he said:
Danny Vu: I want to die now, give me a euthanasia drink

by ilikeeuthanasia December 30, 2016

OMG i literally cannot.

A strong emotion/feeling that white girls feel where they literally cannot.

girl 1: oh my god can you believe that the boy next class liked my photo??
girl2: OMG i literally cannot.

by bruh momentinum September 22, 2019

i live in bangladesh i live in bangladesh

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by i live in bangladesh i live in June 21, 2024

I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

Basically the Southampton equivalent of "I HATE YELLOW BUSSES!"

"Damn, the the rain is really bad, I hope the bus gets here soon!"

*Checks tracker app*

"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

by Jack Spank9049 January 10, 2023

I

True that your "self" is not every vapid though you have from moment to moment. Like the skin of a snake I'll shed a full layer of those vapid thoughts over time. So of these thoughts were adopted from or imposed by the zeitgeist and others I generated myself. But I'm not NOT my thoughts. To the extent that my thoughts are derived from the external world I am that which resonates with *eternally derived thought X*. Sam Harris' self does not resonate with 'Thought X' and THIS ONE does. And in doing so, MY self and Sam Harris' self are distinct. Additionally, I am that which generated thought X. This exact syllogism is WHY I AM "TO BE HERO X". There's another anime based on me. And Hero X's power to shift between 2 and 3d can be explained by my claim about the self. Which was that your "self" is the polyangulation of variables aggregating across and down a timeline at a specific locality. Now, the variables can overlap with other "selves" and the timeline is shared but the locality cannot overlap with that of other "selves". So, where am I now? Well, I'm in my apartment. But additionally, I'm oscillating between the inside of my own mind and my body. I occupy my mind to 3d print this thing I'm writing (in abstraction) and then I fill my meat-gundam with my self and puppet my thumbs around to type this on my phone. So, the Buddhists may have thought that... But the Buddhists are DUMB AND WRONG and THIS ONE is not that. They were pretty decent at trapping monkey kings though...

Hym "Like the trolly problem, I am that which pulls the lever. Oscillating between what this one would theoretically do at this intersection of timeline and locality and the counterfactual. So, Sam, if 'the self' is an illusion... What did I distort in the not mes by doing this thing I did here? Mahito learned that from me. Idol Transfiguration: I am Hym (No, really. I am.)"

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025