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youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
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Youtube

N) A coward who does things only for personal gain and conforms to the people they benefit from. An idiot, or an insane person.

N) A good friend, a kind and generous person.

N) An irrational action done for selfish reasons.

N) A humble action done for the happiness of others.

V) to selfishly do something irrational or stupid

V) to do something for the happiness of others.
“Thanks for giving me a paycheck, Youtube. All the YouTubing you’ve done and I can finally see how much of a Youtube you are. I’m going to YouTube, I’m YouTubing all over the place.”
by aVeryYoutubeYoutubeWhoYoutubes January 25, 2023
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Youtuber

A Human Makes Videos On A Platform Called "Youtube" Is Called Youtuber.

Life Of A Youtuber Is Very PAINFUL.
I am a YOUTUBER. SUBSCRIBE Me :-)

Name (RI GamerZ 25)
by Ri gamerz April 29, 2022
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Yuki the hss2018 youtuber

a trans girl who posts content of her oc yuki
yuki the hss2018 youtuber is cool
by max the cool guy February 10, 2024
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Youtube shorts

Brainrot, kills attention span
Also has skinidi toilet
Don't watch youtube shorts, it will destroy your attention span
by Dicksucker1000 October 25, 2023
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YouTube crosstalk

Refers to an unwanted "spilling over" of sound between two different YouTube contributors who are each making separate videos in fairly-close proximity to each other, and thus da mike on Person A's camera "overhears" da words from Person's B's spoken commentary, and vise-versa.
If two people want to collaborate on da making of a video --- i.e., combine da best footage-clips from their individual cameras post-production into one complete "from two different vantage-points" documentary --- they should try to film from locales out-of-earshot from each other in order to avoid YouTube crosstalk.
by QuacksO February 25, 2025
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Youtube

A word that has been given a new definition by youtuber and streamer RTGame with goal of annoying the website youtube itself after having most of his videous suddenly demonetized and age- restricted for no reason.

This term has two definitions:

Definition one: "An action of offensive and pointless stupidity or a person who acts with offensive or pointless stupidity

Definition two: An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; and individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.

What is a "Youtube moment"?

A genuine insult / the highest form of praise.

The best kind of person / literally the worst person alive.

A word of no signifiance or real meaning, much like the word literally.

However these meaning are interchangeable, the context and connotation play a big part here, you can use both definitions quite sarcastically, similar to the word Einstein, if you call someone an Einstein sarcastically you are not calling them a genius you are calling them an idiot, meaning this word can be used to either praise or insult someone or some moment.
Example of definiton one: A person farts in a crowdede elevator and screams "It was I" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and everyone starts to get sick.

The person then starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.

Example of definition two: A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you yo view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you kind stranger.
This person is a Youtube
by Gerollt January 25, 2023
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