Washed

When a once-fun crew has officially retired from the art of day drinking, spontaneous plans, and “just one more.” They still remember being fun, they just need a nap, a sensible dinner time, and 48 hours’ notice now. Often triggered by a beautiful day that they fully acknowledge… and then choose to spend indoors anyway.

“Sun’s out, pub’s calling, but the boys said they’re tired—yeah, they’re washed.”

by Guiness Gobbler December 13, 2025

Pop-wash

To appropriate a piece of media, character, or concept with genuine depth, lore, or intent and replace it with a simplified, aesthetic-driven version engineered for mass popularity, social media circulation, and surface-level fandom engagement (often at the expense of original themes, characterization, and narrative coherence).

“That franchise used to be tragic and layered, but after TikTok got hold of it, the whole thing got pop-washed into vibes and merch.”

by Natorithm December 18, 2025

Wash off

An alternative to taking a bath or shower. Usually involves wetting a towel with water from the sink and scrubbing your body. It is mainly done if you’re feeling lazy.

I don’t have time to shower, so I’m just gonna take a wash off.

by TheNasEffect January 4, 2026

PG-washing

Purposefully ruining a song by heavily censoring and/or altering the lyrics of said song. Same thing with movies and TV shows.

Friend 1: Hey man wanna listen to kidz bop?
Friend 2: No! They just love PG-washing their songs.

by TheAbominator79 January 4, 2026

Mississippi washing mashine

Sex act that requires a woman specifically between 60-90 kg, the sex act begins by putting your penis inside of the womans vagina, then the woman ejaculates while your dick is inside, after thea the woman rolls across the floor or bed with your dick still inside imitating a washing machine

my wife did a Mississippi washing mashine on me, and i am so fucking dizzy from it

by arev50 January 8, 2026

Washed

washed is a term used to express that somebody or something, that used to be good at something now has lost their skill and should have retired gracefully before going out sad.

"Yo bro you remember EvaMariaXO from MK11?"
"yeah but she is sooo washed now."

by YoungAerosani February 13, 2025

Washing cuckshene

A washing machine twice the size as the usual with no water made to disorientate cucks and to create a form of entertainment during sex

I love our new washing cuckshene let’s paint it pink and put glitter on it

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025