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Georgian Court University 

Georgian Court University, founded and sponsored by the Sisters of Mercy of New Jersey, provides comprehensive liberal arts education in the Roman Catholic tradition. The University has a special concern for women and is a dynamic community committed to the core values of justice, respect, integrity, service and compassion, locally and globally. We are committed to academic excellence and Mercy core values. We educate and empower our students to succeed, serve and lead in a diverse local and global community.
Georgian Court University was founded in 1908 by the Sisters of Mercy.
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Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Don't let the partying reputation fool you; yes it is a blast at Mount Saint Mary's. The best-kept secret though is all the power players you'll meet down the road who went there! For some reason, Mounties clean up real good and pull in some sick paychecks. And, more importantly, they are undyingly loyal and take care of their own.
Mount Saint Mary's College/University graduates are, for example, senior officials with the FBI, Directorate of National Intelligence, Attorneys, CEOs of major corporations and very active in Maryland politics

Loyola University New Orleans 

One of the best party schools in the country.
#5 in Lots of Hard Liquor
#10 in Party Schools
#20 in Lots of Beer
I went to Loyola University New Orleans so I can fuck all the drunk sluts that went there

Montclair State university 

The second bigest public school in New Jersey. Known for its commuter students and lack of school spirit, Montclair State University has some of the lamest parties that one can attend. College is what you make of it, but at MSU you'll have to make the most of very little.
Montclair State University sucks, go to a real college.

st. john's university 

Institution that is brought down by idiots who think just because this university is not Ivy League it must be easy, and when they don't get good grades they blame it on the teachers, or how expensive it is, or whatever else they can come up with. I've seen complete idiots and some of the smartest people I know in this school (and I have friends in Ivy Leagues and "better" schools than this one).

One of the most diverse schools in the nation, ethnic and personality wise. There are schools with great ehtnic diversity, but they all happen to be the same uptight assholes (Georgetown, ajem ajem). There are assholes here too, but they must be 5% of the total population. You can find all kinds of personalities here, and I love that. Fine education, for those who know how to use it (no it won't be handed down to you on a silver platter, work for it lazy ass), and great basketball and soccer teams.

It's in Queens, an hour away from Manhattan. Not a bad location, specially if the city is too much for you.
I happen to think rankings are crap, but for those who care:
-Top 10 for Most Competitive Law School Students (Princeton review)
-Best Northeastern Colleges (Princeton review)
-Top 100 Law Schools (US News & Worlds Report)
-Top 100 Graduate Schools in Education (US News & Worlds Report)
-Standard and Poor's consistently ranks St. John's University graduates among the top universities in the nation with alumni who hold executive positions at Fortune 500 companies
st. john's university by manu777 November 2, 2007

Florida International University 

FIU or Florida International University, is a public research university in Miami, Florida. It is one of the largest universities in the United States, and is highly-ranked in many areas such as Business, Law and Architecture. Their athletic teams are named the "Golden Panthers", and play on many on-campus venues, such as FIU Stadium, home of the Golden Panthers football team.
Kyle is originally from New York, but he moved to Miami to attend prestigious Florida International University.

York University. 

See "Fashion-Show"
A pretentious institution focused on the importance of Gucci, Prada and American Eagle...Warning may cause temporary insanity for the rare intillect.
"Like...Rally...O-m'God! My new Gucci scarf that daddy got me matches my Prada bag so well! I love school!
York University. by Heliroo October 16, 2003