Tennessee Two-Step

When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.

Paul got lucky last night, took this girl home and gave her the Tennessee Two-Step by morning.

by TN Decker July 21, 2019

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj March 29, 2016

two trains running

Two men having sex with one woman.

Originally coined by the musical group Little Feet.

There were two trains running. One of them was my friend's and the other was mine.

by vindex parsley April 09, 2011

two meter rule

to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus the 2 meter rule was introduced: stay at least 2 meters apart from anybody

which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance

man: pass me that drink
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs

by eskimo___ May 03, 2020

two bite banana

A male member that matches the size of a banana that can be eaten in two bites.

Barbara: How was your date last night?
Candy: It was awful! He not only had a two bite banana, but he had a matching endurance.

by Joe Bogolotz July 17, 2015

Two Text Tim

A boy who will engage in text conversations by replying with the bare minimum - typically two words or a vague double text answer. He makes continuing a conversation boring and borderline impossible.

He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.

He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.

Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....

OR

TTT: hey

Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?

TTT: (no response)
*two days later*

TTT: hey

Girl 1: “girl, I’m so confused. we had such a good time when we hung out! but his text messages are so vague idk how to talk to him. Like how do I respond to this?”

(Girl 2 reviews the convo)

Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”

by Uhhuhhoneyy October 09, 2020

Two Shots of Vodka

Phrased used to describe a mixed drink that has an absurd amount of alcohol in it.

Dude, why aren't you finishing that drink?

I'm try man, this shit's got two shots of vodka in it.

by Komrade_Krunch June 10, 2019