by M J V D G April 05, 2016
A term referring to white trash punk rockers who pretend they're in a band but never go to practice and only jam at guitar center.
by 6Stranger6Danger6 January 20, 2016
A turd whirler is a pocket of air(fart) that travels down your poop shoot while whirling around the piece of poop you got in there. While it whirls and swirls about trying to get out, it captures the funky fresh aroma of the turd and then exits; letting you know you should probably go take care of that!
by FMaye November 28, 2022
A "Turd Burgler" is someone who acquires pooh to be used in some S&M practices, most notably the practice known as "The Huey Bar", all very secret of course but ther you go. This is the truth, it is not a homophobic slander at all.
by Huey Tank March 28, 2016
by Chushyabbfle November 14, 2013
by 123bdk March 30, 2021
Similar to the cycles of function for an M4 rifle, except that you are extracting a turd during anal sex, allowing it to fall level with the vagina, then chambering it into her pussy with your cock. Your penis is used as the bolt carrier group.
I don't think I will be seeing Sarah anymore. We got a little kinky last night and I ended up chambering a turd. The weird thing is she actually liked it, but I don't know if I can live with myself.
by trace brock January 12, 2019