turd boner

When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt

Oh no I got a turd boner

by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018

Turd Tunnel

The back passage, referring to the destination where the faeces exit the body. Usually referred to as an asshole, anus and shitter.

Oh, Megan really let loose from her turd tunnel after that large meal from Nandos.

by ShniffItConnor September 19, 2016

Turd Burglar

When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints

Recently I’ve had a number of shits disappearing, I think we have a turd burglar on our hands

by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020

plug turd

The often disregarded fecal matter that morphs from a once gelatinous substance to a hard, concrete like formation that stops previously liquidized fecal excrement in it's tracks, whereas no further deposition of excremental matter may occur henceforth. (See "poop plug.")

Dangit Johnny! If you don't hurry up I'll surely soil myself! My plug turd is nearing it's expulsion!

by Illicitrampage August 1, 2019

rat turd

rat turd is used as an insult when someone does something stupid in a video game, or when they doing your mom

Person 1: What if I drop into the spikes?
Person 2: You fucking rat turd, why the hell would you do that?

by Grass_Toucher69420 January 27, 2022

Goldilocks Turd

The immensely satisfying poop that comes after waiting just the right amount of time.

Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "Yeah mate. Just had a Goldilocks Turd and I feel wonderful."

by M J V D G June 24, 2016

Throat Turd

To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.

Do you really expect anyone to believe the throat turds your mouth is currently birthing?

by AllieBamaGirl August 11, 2017