Chode Monkey

Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.

"Did that Chode Monkey just try to open a Heineken on your window sill??"

"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"

by Captain Dingus May 03, 2013

chode sprocket

The canootering valve to the ford taurus

Ed shot the chode sprocket through the hood of his taurus when he ran out of turn signal fluid

by yournamehere: March 02, 2003

Chode Throttler

The act of ferociously sucking a fat short penis.

Damn, Stephanie is a chode throttler, she can't stop sucking short fat dick.

by Iforgotemo July 24, 2008

chode toad

noun: a person who happens to be irritating/dumb that they are about as useless as a toad that has the sole purpose to consume chode.

Wow, Jake Brosen is such a chode toad.

That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.

by frosty beats March 13, 2018

choded v.

when a female find out her boyfriend penis is too short and she cannot work with it. The hockey puck phenomenon in action.

I totally went down on Larry last night and definitely got choded.

by Jean March 08, 2005

chode-shoulder

giving someone the "cold shoulder" but only for short &+ fat people :D

out with the hiney in with the chodey (chode-shoulder), you wouldnt get it

by sloth :) August 19, 2009

chode punch

A violent stabing to the chodial region with the mushroom tip or if you want to be particularly nasty wear her heels and kick.

Brenda couldn't walk straight for a week after Sherman's chode punch.

by Chogi Punga January 28, 2005