jumping johnny

Used to describe a person that has had sex with many people, thus causing a spread in sexual viruses within the workplace, or even community.

Health teacher: "Don't be a jumping johnny!";"you'll get an STD".

by ItIsMyName July 2, 2019

Jumping in triangles

When someone is anxious to proceed with plans but can't due to delays beyond their control.

The automation company is jumping in triangles to set up the machine, but they need the boxes to run through the automation. They are at a stand still.

by Rifle dropper June 24, 2014

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to avoid being stuck in a lockdown or Covid hotspot.

Is Jenna in town?

Nah, she's covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 18, 2020

Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.

Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

&

"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"

by bigc88 March 28, 2025

Jump on

people who dont know what jump on someone means

Kevin: Yo jump on kylie
Bruce: Sure
*Bruce walking to kylie*
Jumps on kylie without hurting her

by rolexdude8756 May 31, 2023

Jumping the whale

when your favorite show starts to flag and go downhill, and then adds a fat character for no good reason making the show look stupid, as when STD added Stacey Abrams as the president of Earth

When The Mandalorian added Lizzo as it's "jumping the whale" moment, we all knew it was on its way down then.

by NeoTechni April 7, 2023

Jumping for Jesus

The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.

The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus

by anonymous July 19, 2021