Beaches

Girls that look great at the Beach but are are bitches in real life.

Those girls walking by in their bikinis are so hot. Yeah but there are total Beaches.

by ninerbull August 27, 2018

Beach Hole Digging

A phenomenon in which a male (or a group thereof) begin to dig a hole in the sand on the beach. The result is a continuously growing pit, which attracts more males.

Possible side effects include:
- Extremely high levels of arousal in any females nearby
- Formation of some of the strongest friendships known to man
- Creation of a "pool", if the hole is very close to the sea and gets filled with water
- A brutal "hole digging deathmatch", if a rival party tries to dig a bigger hole.

Guy: *starts digging a hole at the beach
Other guys: *start helping him

Girl nearby: "Oh my god, looking at these guys beach hole digging is making me wet."

by Dubious.Life October 18, 2023

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

Beach a dog

One who pulls a dog from the water and places it in the sand

You can beach a whale but you can not beach a dog

by JJSHOCKZ January 10, 2021

Bitchy Beach

A slang term used to describe a group of people bitching about others on a beach.

Friend (1): she’s a b*tch

Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach

Etc...

by J-H_UrbanDictionary May 27, 2018

Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.

You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!

by obeywalrus December 19, 2010

beach

a term used usually between friends meaning "bitch" but in a non-offensive and exceptionally funny way

hey beach
eww you ratty ass beach

by queen_slay69 July 11, 2016