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Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.
Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.
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Land Yabby

Someone who is acting out of line in a spastic manner.
Calm down Ryan you fucken Land yabby
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Land Snorkeling

The act of checking out hot women/girls on a beach, or any other public place.
Hey bro, so I went to the beach yesterday and did some mad land snorkeling.
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Free Lands Day

A nudist holiday in which you walk arround nude.
by cocofosho July 1, 2011
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Moon Landing

Getting that booty, being able to land on the moon(butt)
I am a booty warrior and I just stuck a moon landing!
by greenbean537 October 18, 2017
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land

canadas wonderland just shortened
"yo bro u wanna reach land saturday?"
by i2kl September 5, 2023
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