Johnson's Johnson Sauce

Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!

Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off

by Thedude78 September 20, 2013

unibrow johnson

When your underwear gets between your butt cheeks aka a wedgie

Ew Hope is trying to pick out her unibrow Johnson.

by Utility leader March 4, 2019

Rian Johnson

Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.

Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 13, 2022

Bryce Johnson

Makes females write contracts and is insanely athletic for no reason. He is motion man!!

Have you seen Bryce Johnson? Why is he such a thot!?😂

by Spiffygotastiffy August 6, 2023

Johnson

A really really cool last name.

Mr Johnson came late to class

by potato chomp mongolian chicken May 29, 2022

Teagan Johnson

White trash skank with little boobs

See that girl there she's a total Teagan Johnson

by Qunicy Jones January 19, 2020

Locke Johnson

Poker reference to an unbeatable hand

when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all

by pinokeyoh December 8, 2024