Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.

Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"

by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016

jerk simple

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.

As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple

by pipedoc December 19, 2011

Jerking

😏

😏 jerking 😏

by Bitch 3 September 8, 2023

JERKS

An expression from an angry gym teacher also saying “{switch}” or “{quads}” and again “ you guys are all “{jerks}””

“You guys are big {jerks} I’d expel all of you if I knew who you were”

by Tht kidsavage113 November 27, 2018

jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.

by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011

Botting And Jerking

The act of downloading third party software to your computer, allow it to automatically perform tasks, while you simultaneous grease the weasel, profusely.

Guy1: How come brandon wont answer my message?
Guy2: Bro, he is probably botting and jerking.

by Judenshvine August 19, 2019

Leroy Jerk

A circle jerk with an added twist, when you finish you have to scream LEROOOOYYY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!

Bro I was at the coolest Leroy Jerk last night, I screamed his name so loud.

by Olivertwist23 March 21, 2017