Google

A search engine bent on taking over planet earth someday very soon...

Google knows all... Hehehehe

by ArtemisWolfe December 9, 2016

Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.

Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex

by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018

google head

Anyone who swears by and ONLY uses google as the ONLY search engine/web browser in the universe!

I know plenty of people who’ve NEVER heard of safari, internet explorer, Yahoo, Bing, Edge, firefox! My sister is a big Google head!

by Redsonjaoriginal June 29, 2023

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)

Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick

by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021

Naughty Google

Looking up pics of nude chicks to jackoff to.

I couldn't watch porn last night so i just went Naughty Google

by crazyeskimo August 5, 2012

google

its gonna die...

google it. now.

by Funmoring46 July 29, 2021

Google

The best and most amazing company in the world!

If you don't have a Google account, you basically don't exist.

by DestroyerXyz December 14, 2020