Asian Inverse Dragon

When an Asian girl cuts off your foreskin burns it then staples it back on.
Yo dawg, did you hear Marquette got an Asian Inverse Dragon last night!
by ThreeIdiots February 07, 2015
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asian lane change

This is a sex move that is performed by going from either of a woman's holes (south of the belly button) to the other, without giving her a signal that the change in lanes is coming. This is hilarious when moving to the fart-box, and a health risk when moving from it.
John Mayer: What's up, did you hear that Jennifer Aniston and I broke up?

Brad Pitt: Yeah. Did you hear that I pulled an asian lane change on her before you broke up?

John Mayer: *sniffle*
by Vaginasareweird October 07, 2010
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Dirty Jungle Asian

Someone who hails from the warmer tropical Asian lands which are closer to the equator (Vietnam, Philippines, etc.), as opposed to northern Asians (Japan, China, Korea). Due to the warmer climates, the Southern Asian nations are darker in skin tone and less developed economically, etc.
Vietnam/Philippines are looked upon by Japan/Korea the same way White people from Utah look upon Mexicans/Guatamalans.
Berrill: "Dude, shave that greasy looking porn 'stache! You look like a child molester!"

Tom: "Get off my back. I'm a DJA (Dirty Jungle Asian). You're lucky I'm not swinging from vines in the treetops flinging feces at you, like all my relatives do back home in Vietnam.

by Military Industrial Complex March 27, 2009
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east african asian

A person that has an asian origin , but has lived most of their life , or was born in east africa . Different to people coming from India or {pakistan . Speak Swahili and are very cool people .
Nadia is an east african asian because she can speak swahili and is from kenya .
by JamboKenya August 07, 2006
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Big Asian Cock

A Big Asian Cock(BAC) is a mythical and paradoxical cock that defies the rules of stereotypical Asian anatomy. A BAC is a cock of above size belonging to an Asian male. It is unknown if the BAC even exists, but we’re getting closer to finding out for sure.

A BAC is similar in size to a Big Black Cock and according to legend when combined with a skilled Asian lover will surpass even the finest of BBCs.
“Becky you won’t believe this. I was having sex with Jihoon a few hours ago and guess what? Instead of the tiny cock I expected it was MASSIVE. I think I discovered the world’s first big Asian cock!”
by Jeremy Anonia November 29, 2020
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Asian Booty Disease

Also known as "ABD" it is a joke used by Asians who doesn't have a booty to dance with.

Also a reference from Poreotics, a dance crew from America's Best Dance Crew.
Asian chick: "Why can't I shake my ass like the black girl on MTV?"

Friend: "Blame your Asian Booty Disease"
by v@n1lla<3 April 08, 2010
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Asian Girl Rule

The Asian Girl Rule is a poem that states:

Chinese girls are for marrying,
Japanese for making love,
Other Asians can be pretty cute,
But Koreans are all the above.
Dude A: I can't decide where I should study abroad...

Dude B: Japanese Girls are Way hot!

Dude C: But if you're looking for love, you want Chinese...

Dude D: FUCKING N000000BZ!!!!! REMEMBER THE ASIAN GIRL RULE! *Breaks out into song*
by Sangki Song June 19, 2011
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