Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.

That was one great straight-legged shit!

by giddyup_gansta June 27, 2011

straight bon bon

bon bon- sweet treat
straight- straight up, totally, complete

straight bon bon-straight up treat

awesome straight up straight bon bon

by wannabe LisaCim December 29, 2011

Straight Greasing

The proficient art of chatting up girls

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

Straight Burgundy

Not slick. The opposite of cool. This is the bottom of the hierarchy of being. No conscious style or effort in fashion shown. Very much not put together.

'Woah, did you see that one kid? Straight burgundy, mate.'
'See that girl? Yeah she's straight burgundy'
'Dude, you're not killin it today- you're lookin' straight BURGUNDY'.

by spicym8 May 13, 2015

straight stylin

To be on point, on fleek.

have mint style

That bitch is straight stylin

by straight stylin June 24, 2015

Straight Toodie

(Adj) - An extremely altered state. Usually caused by consuming large quantities of alcohol.

"Maaaan, I went to that party on fitty first street and got Straight Toodie up in that bitch"

by idontknowmuch August 1, 2016

Straight Up Yo

A lazy way of reassuring people when you don't speak proper English to begin with.

Person A: "Man I need that money you owe me man."
Person B: "Yeah man I got you straight up yo."

by straightupyo December 3, 2016