spunk III

An extremely fucking annoying person who moans in their sleep. Extremely lonely

spunk III fell asleep again during class, and was moaning

by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ March 8, 2022

spunk II

idiot who likes j----
*moan*

spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off

by anonymous March 9, 2022

spunk II

random idiot who simps for j---e

spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off

by anonymous March 9, 2022

spunk II

random idiot who likes -----

spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off

by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ March 9, 2022

Skunked the Table

To turn, drop trouser, bend over and spray your diarrhoea over the table/desk/other things in protest.

They laughed in her face, laughed at her tears laughed at her trembling limbs, so , out of desperation and defiance, she skunked the table. - Memoirs of Greta Thunberg, 2061

by ShirterDeserter March 10, 2022

Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.

She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.

by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022

Spunk

Liquid released from the male genitalia that has the ability to impregante a fertile woman

Imma spunk in your tight pussy

by wilhelmpoondog April 11, 2022