sympathy seeker 

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

sympathy seeker by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011

I can't seewee 

When an insect flies into the mouth of a black reporter while he tries to talk to the camera, he's gonna fear dying in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town and wants to get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. He also can't seewee.

Shit. I'm dyin in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town. Shit flyin in my mouth. What the fuck. I can't see palla. Let's get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. I can't seewee.

I can't seewee by bumarse November 4, 2009

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

What someone who has seen a significant amount of hentai thinks when they see someone (potentialy a cartoon) being attacked by tentacles of some sort. Often refering to a situation in which the potential sexual outcome would not happen.

Television: *depicting seen in which someone is attacked by tentacles of a sort*
Inside head of viewer: " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. by Yeasdwse October 8, 2011

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends 

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him

Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends by Henuttedinmysock November 1, 2020

Seed Present 

A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.

My wife got me an Audi A5 as a seed present when she found out she was pregnant

Seed Present by Master of my Domain November 24, 2017

Seele Vollerei 

Bronya's girlfriend

"Hey,do you know Seele Vollerei from Honkai?"
"Yeah of course,she's Bronya's girlfriend!"

Seele Vollerei by Simp for seele July 7, 2021

Moist seepage 

The step after damp seepage but before wet seepage

Hey guys, I'm seeing MOIST SEEPAGE at the Electric Factory tonight, anyone want to join?

Moist seepage by Moistseepage February 8, 2019