vegan sausage

A long turd covered in corn or peanuts.

(Sarcastically)
"Oh you're a vegan? Dont worry, I'll make you some vegan sausage"

vegan sausage by Jester_knight November 23, 2016

sweet sausage

Sweet Sausage is a term commonly used to emphasize how "sweet" or cool something is. Usually, it is used as a complete sentence to signify something is cool after someone else says something.

12 yearold 1: Wow! My mom said she'll take us to the store to buy some more pokemon cards!

12 yearold 2: Sweet sausage!

sweet sausage by you don't know me123321 June 19, 2008

Gentelmans sausage 

A word for the male 'genitalia' more specifically the penis NOT the scrotum.

"man her head was on my "Gentelmans sausage"

Gentelmans sausage by Debew October 28, 2012

turban sausage 

Giant deformed cock

I saw a guy that had a turban sausage.

turban sausage by Jew sausage 101 September 23, 2013

side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.

Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.

side sausage by sidesausage October 22, 2013

edward sausage hands 

Ruins everything with his big ol hands banging around on everything breaking it all like edward scissor hands did but with his stumpy sausage fingers instead

You get a mixed up text from some guy with fat fingers and text him back "allright there, edward sausage hands!"

edward sausage hands by jomamas November 11, 2013

tasty sausage snacker 

those delicious sandwiches dripping with salty goodness you can only buy at Starbucks

"I'm going to Starbucks baby, do you want me to pick you up something?"
"Yes, Snorf, get me the tasty sausage snacker."

tasty sausage snacker by Snausagey January 7, 2014