dirt road diary

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.

Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.

by Franklyn H July 31, 2022

Willow road mandem

The fearsome homosexual gang of schmucks who rule the willow road turf including the especially homo Paul brothers.

The willow road mandem just had a devilish clash with the iraqi swat... Luckily naynay had a nosh and won it.

by Yung Samstar May 5, 2019

stationary road head

When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.

by 1machinist November 17, 2020

The Ol Rocky Road

When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.

Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.

by Superman1248 August 5, 2021

10 Trinity Road

Undoubtedly top brothel in the UK.

Man1: Ay my dawg my meat be throbbing. You know a joint where I can my piece dealt with?
Man2: My dawg you ain’t heard of 10 Trinity Road? That shit be bussing with da bussy!

*Ed strokes his piece has Tom gazes in berwilderment*

by Dawgywillyman February 4, 2023

carolina road block

When two cars on the highway are moving at the same speed next to each other therefore blocking the road for faster traffic to move.

Dan: hey man you said youd be here 10 minutes ago wya
Todd: sorry man I got stuck behind a Carolina Road Block

by supadoop July 13, 2018

Old town road

Literally THE ONLY THING MY ANNOYING FRIENDS SING. You got to admit it is a good song.
If your teachers want to do a parody of this don’t let them it will not end out great...
It’s good I guess.

I’m going to take my horse on the old town road

by Stupid as usual October 7, 2019