A super-fast erection while in the vicinity of an enemy such that the head of the now erect penis inflicts damage to the enemy by sheer impact; like a normal arm-punch.
by cockermaster July 25, 2012
Punching up is a term commonly used by SJWs to describe comedy that they deem morally acceptable as the jokes are made at the expense of people they deem are in positions of privilege or power. This can include jokes about men, white people, straight people, cisgendered people, business owners, or landlords. Jokes about any other types of people, most especially trans or nonbinary people, are deemed completely off limits as it is considered punching down.
Person A: I really enjoy Dave Chappelle's comedy. I appreciate how he comes up with an outlandish joke for everyone.
Person B: UNACCEPTABLE! He should've never made jokes about the LGBTQQIP2SAA+ community. Punching up only! No punching down!
Person B: UNACCEPTABLE! He should've never made jokes about the LGBTQQIP2SAA+ community. Punching up only! No punching down!
by RedRosePetal June 15, 2022
The secret hand shake used by the Zombrees to locate a fellow Zombree around in the immediate area. No one knows exactly how to do the Zombree Punch, expect Zombrees. It is a series of dazzling and well choreographed thrusts of one's head, elbow, arm, and legs.
Haggard Kid 1: I wish I knew how to throw a Zombree Punch.
Haggard Kid 2: Easy man, legend has it, if you attempt a Zombree Punch and you are not a Zombree your head and your ass metamorphically switch spots on your body.
Haggard Kid 2: Easy man, legend has it, if you attempt a Zombree Punch and you are not a Zombree your head and your ass metamorphically switch spots on your body.
by Stoney Shaun December 13, 2007
a Punch delivered to an area of the body with intense force, enough to knock out or cripple the opponent, with 1 punch
by add - John Gallie to face book. March 07, 2008
A Mr. Misty, or an Artic Rush At Dairy Queen
Ask For A Punch In The Mouth Instad Of An Arctic Rush At Dairy Queen
Ask For A Punch In The Mouth Instad Of An Arctic Rush At Dairy Queen
Me: (To Lady At Window) Hi, I'd Liek A Punch In The Mouth
Lady: What Flavor?
Me: Cherry Please
Lady: Okay
(Comes Back And Hands Me A Cherry Arctic Rush)
Me: Thanks!
Lady: What Flavor?
Me: Cherry Please
Lady: Okay
(Comes Back And Hands Me A Cherry Arctic Rush)
Me: Thanks!
by Steven Sargent September 26, 2006
The Dog Punch is when you're having sex and the girl doesn't want you to come in her face so you smack her nose which then makes her eyes water, temporarily blinding her. You then pull out and come in her face.
by jibbyjampots January 29, 2011
by Memer Meer February 08, 2018