chimp titties

A. (noun) saggy old-man boobs

A: That dude needs to put his shirt back on.

B: Yep, he's sporting some real chimp titties.

by missnancycook August 02, 2012

Chameleon Titties

When a females nipples go in two separate directions. Much like the eyes of a chameleon.

Damnnnn son yo girl got dem big ole chameleon titties. Those headlights don’t point straight no mo-

by Bigolebiddies July 27, 2018

Titty lipping

Mainly when you child is pushing their bottom lip out because they didn't get their own way and they are having a sulk. Sometimes the bottom lip can tremble while they are pushing it out.

Put that titty lip away.
That titty lip won't work on me.
He/she is titty lipping again.

by Skelybones May 27, 2019

sco-titty

What you should call your arrogant "friend" Scot(t) to piss the shit out of him.

Scot: I am so high and mighty. *to himself*
You: yo, Sco-titty, what's up bro?
Sco-titty: STFU, ur a gheyfag, diaf.

by Andyisanub March 28, 2008

Epic titties

Majestic, awe inspiring, captivating, breathtaking boobies

Man, she has some epic titties!

by Ohdontdoit October 08, 2019

Titty Tucking

The art of making your boobs smaller through plastic surgery

"Titty tucking is rare few girl want a smaller chest."

by beautyinthedark October 27, 2014

titty expensive

When a man (or a woman) does something for the hopes that he will receive boob. Usually within the context of money, like paying for dinner so that something sexual will happen after.

Alex: Are you going to prom?
Brian: Nah, it's titty expensive.
Alex: What?
Brian: If I ain't getting titty, it's too expensive.

by Shollyboster May 27, 2017