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The John Wayne

When receiving manual stimulation and chewing tabacco spit is used for lubrication.
The other day I hooked up with that girl from the trailer park and she gave me The John Wayne.

She may not have had teeth but her John Wayne skills were on point.

That guy said to be dirty so I introduce to The John Wayne.
by The Waynest February 28, 2017
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john lee

Son of Bruce Lee, Kicks butt and is really cool, however, if you call someone a j. lee It means they do not look because he always has his eyes closed. -.-
your a john lee, the remote is on the sofa
by prassanananana December 10, 2013
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john robinson

Adorable and wonderous actor. Cute, boyish blonde was great in Elephant and Lords of Dogtown. cute.cute.cute.
just seeing his cute face makes me want to jump on him!!
by amberose July 12, 2005
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Elton John

Sir Elton Hercules John (Noun)

Legendary 20th Century recording artist. Known for his talents as a pianist and vocalist, flamboyancy (Large, colorful glasses and right earring), and hits such as "Tiny Dancer", "Levon", and "Your Song". Wrote songs primarily in the 70's and 80's with songwriter and longtime companion Bernie Taupin. Usually acompanied onstage with original guitarist Davy Johnston and drummer Nigel Olsson, and a Yamaha CFIIIS Concert Grand Piano. Often compared to Billy Joel, but far superior.
"Dude why arent you going to the Green Day Concert tonight"
"Because im going to the Elton John Concert"
by Piano Man March 20, 2005
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John Ritter

One of my best friends is a John Ritter.
by C March 27, 2004
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John Howard

Weak and powerless leader of Australia. Often noted for his unusually large eyebrows and marsupial-like speech pattern, he's most commonly seen sniffing Bush's ass and/or kissing it.

Compulsive liar, cheater, fake, weak, ugly, chode and stump. All these are synonyms of John Howard.
John Howard: "I believe, on behalf the Australian people, that I need to make decisions for progess..."

Dude 1: "We just lost our jobs."

Dude 2: "Ghey."
by Danforth April 18, 2006
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john madden

When you put your balls in a girls mouth and make her say "Brett Farve" and "BOOM! Tough Actin Tanactin".
The other night I gave that ho a sweaty John Madden
by G-Rad January 16, 2008
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