Having sex in a sub-compact automobile on a hot summer day without an A/C with an older woman who looks stunning from the backside and hideously old from the front.
After the Indian cook was finished making a seafood dish, the kitchen smelled funkier than a Portuguese traffic jam.
by Nick Godsmanj March 23, 2008
Get the Portuguese Traffic Jammug. a girl is on her back you are on your side facing her, you lick her toes and jam your toes into her vagina
by a hong May 18, 2007
Get the amish toe jammug. by KingCobra April 18, 2005
Get the all jammed upmug. A game in which the aim is to guess whether your opponent has pulled a bit of scrotal sack or foreskin through a small hole in their pyjama trousers. Your opponent has to say "Offle Jim Jam, Cock or Ball?" before you may answer.
Female can play however, "Cock or Ball" would be replaced with the female equivalent.
Female can play however, "Cock or Ball" would be replaced with the female equivalent.
Beau: Hey man! Wanna play some Offle Jim Jam? It's christmas, we can get the whole family involved!
Nat: No thanks man, I know how you fancy your cousin...
Nat: No thanks man, I know how you fancy your cousin...
by Rawrshack November 30, 2010
Get the Offle Jim Jammug. When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.
I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened.
by Bx Boy April 24, 2006
Get the unidentified traffic jammug. Referring to the ultra chill that some people just need to take. Like calm your life but better because one needs to 'jam' aka stop fretting! Letting things take their toll...not making plans but seeing how things go...
by Sarz1234 June 29, 2009
Get the JAM YOUR LIFE!mug. -verb
- to slide your penis past the vagina during sexual intercourse and thrust it violently in and out of the unassuming female rectum.
- to slide your penis past the vagina during sexual intercourse and thrust it violently in and out of the unassuming female rectum.
Hey Barbara, do you mind if i slip the jam-snapper this time?
Bro, if you were a chick, I'd totally slip you're jam-snapper.
Bro, if you were a chick, I'd totally slip you're jam-snapper.
by King Boogernose III September 29, 2009
Get the slip the jam-snappermug.