stretch top hat

The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.

I gave Rachel a stretch top hat last night and when it popped, my jizz was all over her hair.

by brentstopher February 5, 2008

Pink Cowgirl Hat

Typically worn by untrustworthy women and sorority members with a lack of respect for themselves. Can typically be found at bars, and heard making annoying screaming sounds with other women of that nature. No matter how attractive, one must not trust a women in a pink cowboy hat. She will be the end of you.

“Where is that annoying screaming coming on from?”

“It’s those girls wearing pink cowgirl hats.”

by Garylarryjerry September 23, 2021

hang on to your hat

get ready to know a big good news.

A:celebrate what?
B:hang on to your hat.Today in California,it's legal for a man to marry another man.

by seabiscuit28 August 16, 2016

mexican meat hat

when a ladys legs are pulled apart an her vagina is pull over your head like a hat ear to ear

this girl ate me with that mexican meat hat

by dimebag04 June 11, 2011

MariaB Hat Trick

A goal, an assist and a broken bone in a single game of hockey.

She got the MariaB hat trick!

by Gordi April 6, 2022

detroit top hat

To defecate upon the hair or scalp upon another willing or unwilling participant.

I thought being tied up would be fun, but then she gave me a Detroit top hat! It got in my eyes!

by Jcock52 August 15, 2016

German Hat Dance

This is like a Mexican hat dance. You have four people making a circle with a pivot person in the middle. One person is fisting from behind (German knuckle cake) while the person is front is servicing the other side. The other 2 people sit idle and wait for the rotation every 5 minutes. The view from above resembles a swastika.

You know it takes five nazis to pull off a German Hat Dance.

by analbabes May 23, 2018